50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published
If anyone EVER asks my views about Fifty Shades, I direct them to this quote. There are so many parts of this that are just not sexy: pointer finger (if you’re paying that much attention to which finger he’s using, he’s doing his job wrong), puckered love cave, mewling men, hamsters. ALL OF THE ABOVE.