I’ve used the “well, how do you know? Have you TRIED it?”
I’ve also used that “well, it’s not real sex, you know?”
The last one, I was at a party and this guy started getting aggro about me being gay. He gets on my nerves for the last time so I just lean in, and go, “you know, I just don’t know how straight people do it. I mean, it’s not REAL sex.” And the guy goes “What?!”
And I just go, “well yeah. In real sex, nobody has to fake coming.”
I’ve never seen someone shut their mouth so quickly in my life. It was like watching a mantis shrimp.